🎬 CLIP 1: “The Overconfident Barca Fan” — FULL SCRIPT [Intro shot – Barca fan flexing] Fan: “Chelsea? Bro please… we’re Barcelona. This is basically cardio.” [Kickoff sound → Chelsea scores immediately] Friend: “Uh… bro?” Fan: “Relax. It’s part of the plan. We let them feel special.” [Chelsea score again] Friend: “Part of the plan?” Fan: “YES. Reverse psychology. Trust the process.” [Chelsea score the 3–0] Fan stands up silently, unzips jacket, reveals Chelsea shirt underneath. Fan: “I’ve ALWAYS loved Chelsea. Barcelona? Don’t know them.” Friend: “Bro switched sides faster than the scoreboard.” [Outro: Sad Barca anthem plays.]