Title: “When You Think You’re Messi… But You’re Actually Messed Up” ⚽😂 [Scene 1] 🎥 Dramatic slow motion 👦 Player: “This is my moment. Scouts are watching. The world will remember my name!” 🎶 Epic music plays... [Scene 2] 💥 Player takes a powerful shot… 🏃‍♂️ Ball: flies majestically… straight into his teammate’s face! 😭 [Scene 3] 🤕 Teammate: “Bro… the only goal you scored was on my nose.” 😂 Crowd: OOHHHHHH! [