--- The Talking Dog for Sale A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” Curious, he walks in and asks the owner, “So… what have you taught him?” The owner says, “Go ahead, ask him yourself.” The man looks at the dog and asks, “Can you really talk?” The dog replies, “Sure can!” The man is shocked. “Wow! So, what’s your story?” The dog sits down and says, “Well, I discovered my ability to talk when I was young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the CIA. They used me to spy on world leaders — nobody would suspect a talking dog! I traveled all over the world, saved lives, and received many medals. Then I retired and now I just relax.” The man is amazed. He turns to the owner and says, “This dog is incredible! Why are you selling him for only $10?” The owner shrugs and says, “Because he’s a liar! He never worked for the CIA!”